In this hilarious holiday horror, an evil turkey goes on a killing spree after being resurrected by five stereotypical college kids. Great one-liners find their way in this poorly acted movie with sick, and often stupid humor.
Obligatory Tit Scene
Turkey Sex
Funny Flashbacks
Hilarious Murders
Sick and Stupid Humor
Available on Netflix.com
Spoileriffic!~ The following editorial is lightly scattered with spoilers!
ThanksKilling begins with an average group of sexually frustrated college students ready to let loose and party during their Thanksgiving break. When the kids begin their journey home, however, the car breaks down and they decide to camp for the night.
Probably the funniest part of the movie is Kristen's father who awaits her arrival at home.
This movie does not take itself seriously, as evidence by the very first thing you see: a nipple. Not this girl's, a pilgrim woman. While the kids are camping, the nerdy kid explains the area they set camp was once a pilgrim village inflicted by a curse of an evil turkey. It is explained using a mildly humorous animation that the evil turkey shall return this night.
When the turkey arrives, it kills the dog of some weird hobo that lives in the woods. He is fowl-mouthed and vicious at times. When he hitches a ride home, he makes his victim call his children to hear him die.
Obligatory Tit Scene
Turkey Sex
Funny Flashbacks
Hilarious Murders
Sick and Stupid Humor
Available on Netflix.com
Spoileriffic!~ The following editorial is lightly scattered with spoilers!
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| "It's Thanksgiving, not Titsgiving." -Redheaded party-pooper |
Probably the funniest part of the movie is Kristen's father who awaits her arrival at home.
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| "Did you shit in this coffee?" "As a matter of fact I did! I want a fucking deevorce!" |
This movie does not take itself seriously, as evidence by the very first thing you see: a nipple. Not this girl's, a pilgrim woman. While the kids are camping, the nerdy kid explains the area they set camp was once a pilgrim village inflicted by a curse of an evil turkey. It is explained using a mildly humorous animation that the evil turkey shall return this night.
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| "I never thought about it before, Billy, but you must be related." -Darren the Nerd. |
When the turkey arrives, it kills the dog of some weird hobo that lives in the woods. He is fowl-mouthed and vicious at times. When he hitches a ride home, he makes his victim call his children to hear him die.
When everyone gets home, the whore in the group manges to get a man back home and in bed. So the evil turkey kills the guy, and takes the girl from behind with his extra-small gravy-flavored condom.
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| "You just got stuffed!" -Evil Turkey |
The evil turkey also manages to kill Johnny the jock's parents.
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| "He's avoided everything we've thrown at him" "We haven't done anything!" "Oh yeah..." |
The best scene in the movie is this one where the turkey finds his way to Kristen's house for her father. This scene needs to be watched, there are so many good lines in this!
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| "I'm not concerned with the size of the fuck, but the age of the fuck" -Sherif |
When the kids figure out that the turkey is killing everyone around them, they must read through the Sherif's book collection for the chance that there is a book on evil turkeys. They happen to find the old cardboard-crafted turkey book explaining the secret of the turkey's talisman and the Nerd must crack the mathematical equation that reveals the incantation. Because that is obviously what you would have to do if there was an evil turkey on the loose.
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| "Daddy, you look different... Oh, you got a haircut!" -Kristen |
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| "Gobble gobble, mother-fucker" -Evil Turkey |
Billy's death leads to a beautiful flashback and original song to show the audience the kind of relationship between Billy and Darren.
The evil turkey gets one last stand at the end of the movie and gains a radioactive glow!
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