Painfully shy Angela Baker is forced to attend camp with her popular cousin, Ricky, where some rotten-mannered campers end up dead by a series of unfortunate "accidents." The outrageous death scenes, fairly attractive special effects, and silly acting abilities make this movie watchable but the defining factor for this Blockblister is the major twist ending burned into my mind.
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Outrageous cast of characters and unintentional one-liners
Over-the-top murder scenes
Decent special effects
Silly premise and hilarious twists
Obligatory Tit Shots
Available on Netflix.com
Spoileriffic!~ The following editorial is lightly scattered with spoilers!
Memorable Blunders:
Within the first few minutes you are introduced to Angela Baker's Aunt Martha and you might begin to grasp the peculiarity of this movie and it's characters.
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| "You see, I've always wanted a little girl. But, of course, when my husband left... Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge! But it certainly will be a nice little surprise when Richard comes home to find a little girl in the house. Yes, I've always dreamed of a little girl just like you."- Aunt Martha |
An early death in the movie ends up with a man being boiled alive, take a look, it's a Blockblister!
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| "Look at all that young fresh chicken. Where I come from, we call 'em baldies. Makes your mouth water, don't it?"- Artie, about the campers |
You can see the effects are surprisingly well done and the budget probably went straight into that. Well, he is a dirty pervert anyway, but take a look at who finds this guy!
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| "I am your father."- He probably said it to his son |
Know who that guy is? Probably not. That is Darth Vader's father, Robert Earl Jones. He is in this movie. This is quite the hidden gem.
Blister Awards:
Sleepaway Camp gets the award for Worst Mustache Ever with this guy.
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| "Like, woah"- Frank The Cop |
Woah, buddy. This does not match up with the rest of the special effects of the movie. But, sir, someone drew a poop on your face.
This movie is sexually awkward and features mass amounts short-shorts, the end.
"I wish I had shorts"- Not a real quote by Angela Baker (Right)
The Twist:
I suggest you watch the movie before you watch this final scene.
Angela has a really big mouth. Oh, and a penis.
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