Classic Slasher Themes
Annoying Actresses
Silly Murders
No Shock
Obligatory Tit Shots
Available on Netflix.com
Spoileriffic!~ The following editorial is lightly scattered with spoilers!
Angela Baker returns to camp to clean up the world from the bullies and sassy kids like these. While undercover as a camp counselor for Camp Rolling Hills, a camp nearby the previous movie's setting. This takes place a few years after the events of Sleepaway Camp and rumors of Angela Baker are told around the campfire.
Angela Baker returns to clean up camp as Bruce Springsteen's sister, Pamela Springsteen |
Angela is willing to get pretty gruesome in this movie, and the effects are a little silly.
"I'm a happy camper, I love to drink and fuck. If you pay me money, on my titties you can suck!" -Drunk Bitch #1 |
"Say 'no' to drugs." -Angela Baker |
Angela Baker is the perfect camp counselor! The award for longest death scene goes to this Freddy Krueger impersonator, killed by, you guessed it, Freddy Krueger's knife fingers.
This is preceded by a short Jason Vs. Michael Meyers parody |
"Sorry, once I start a task I always finish." -Angela Baker |
Camp Rolling Hills has leeches in the outhouse. This girl dies from shit and leeches. |
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