Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Troll

Troll (1986) - ✭✭✭


When a troll moves into an apartment building, he possesses a little girl to turn the building into a fantastical fairy-world by using corpses as portals. This is a somewhat childish movie with decent puppetry and visuals, featuring bad acting and humorous characters and scenarios.






Childish Horror
Double Entendre Galore
Funny Characters
Available on Netflix.com

Monday, October 8, 2012

Thankskilling

Thankskilling (2009)- ✭✭✭✭✭




In this hilarious holiday horror, an evil turkey goes on a killing spree after being resurrected by five  stereotypical college kids. Great one-liners find their way in this poorly acted movie with sick, and often stupid humor.


Obligatory Tit Scene
Turkey Sex
Funny Flashbacks
Hilarious Murders
Sick and Stupid Humor
Available on Netflix.com

Friday, October 5, 2012

Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers

Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers (1988) -  ✭ ✭




This horror movie sequel brings Angela Baker (Pamela Springsteen) back to camp with murderous intent and a distaste for any campers with a bad attitude. Unhappy Campers is purposely outrageous with grungy humor and nonsensical deaths. Not as good as the first, but entertaining enough for a little laugh. A different cast and annoying main character.

Classic Slasher Themes
Annoying Actresses

Silly Murders
No Shock
Obligatory Tit Shots

Available on Netflix.com

Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Sleepaway Camp

Sleepaway Camp (1983)- ✭✭✭✭




Painfully shy Angela Baker is forced to attend camp with her popular cousin, Ricky, where some rotten-mannered campers end up dead by a series of unfortunate "accidents." The outrageous death scenes, fairly attractive special effects, and silly acting abilities make this movie watchable but the defining factor for this Blockblister is the major twist ending burned into my mind.





Outrageous cast of characters and unintentional one-liners
Over-the-top murder scenes
Decent special effects
Silly premise and hilarious twists
Obligatory Tit Shots
Available on Netflix.com